Why Authors Are Crazy
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When Your Agent Sends You E-Mail That Says I Know You’re Writing That Tumblr and You’d Better Stop Before Your Editor Figures It Out Too
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When It Just So Happens that The Best Books of the Year Lists are Entirely Populated By Books That Came Out in the Last Six Weeks
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When Unpublished Authors Accuse You of Being Ungrateful Because You Don’t Fart Sunshine Over Every Little Thing About Being Published
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When Another Author is Melting Down Spectacularly and You Don’t Dare Get Involved But You Know Where to Find ALLLLLL the Pertinent Links
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When Your Editor Wants You to Blurb the Book of the Harridan Who Has Been Trashing Your Book All Over the Internet for Two Years
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When Your Publisher Puts Out Booklists by Subject and They Don’t Include Your Title
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When The Editor Who Just Acquired Your Book Abruptly Quits and Moves to Another House
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The Ninth Time Your Publicist Says “Let Me Get Back to You!”
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When Your Book Bestie Gets Slammed by Kirkus and All You Can Do is Send E-Mail
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When You Find Out Your Publisher Put the Stock Photo You Found on Someone Else’s Cover
